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A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasnt built in a day!

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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno...

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The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake...

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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn...

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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!...

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Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !...

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Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3...

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Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Th...

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...