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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: This is my father speaking!

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty...

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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !...

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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3...

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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these...

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Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me....

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!...

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Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t...

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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !...

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!...