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Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn...
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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!...
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Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!...
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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!...
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Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening...
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !...
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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...
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The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou...
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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !...