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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and cant see!

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty...

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Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!...

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Why did the teacher put the lights on?Because the class was so dim!...