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Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...

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A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou...

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Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it....

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Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl...