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Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I...
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...
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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha...
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Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !...
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!...
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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket an...
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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub...
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A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou...
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Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it....
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Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl...