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Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock....

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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had...

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A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s...

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Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table....

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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye...

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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school...

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Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !...

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Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up...