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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!

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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !...

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Teacher: You copies from Freds exam paper didnt you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Freds paper says "I dont know" and...

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?...

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give...

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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub...

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!...

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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "W...

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Pupil: I dont think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but thats the lowest mark I could give you!...

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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?...