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Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening!

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread...

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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and wont be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: T...

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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !...

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!...

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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...

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Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my...