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Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give me?

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....

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The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!...

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The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou...

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Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !...

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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock....

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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives...

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !...

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Whats yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!...

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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!...

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...