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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!Pupil: A reindeerTeacher: Good, now name another.Class: Another reindeer!
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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !...
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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3...
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !...
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"Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world...
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"Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d...
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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !...
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...