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Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!Pupil: A reindeerTeacher: Good, now name another.Class: Another reindeer!

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !...

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