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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send hi...
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The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t...
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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach...
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Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3...
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Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Th...
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took eve...
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !...
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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !...
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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !...