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What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!

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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?Pupil: Who ?, me ?...

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Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty...

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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...