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Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !...
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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble....
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Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: Cuz theres money in it, sir....
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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock....
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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn...
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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha...
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An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st...
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...
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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she sti...
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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !...