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Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!...
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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun...
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, student...
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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog....
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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !...
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!...
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive...
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Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !...
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Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !...
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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P...