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Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he...

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!...

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:...

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"Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."...

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Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is...

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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Austr...

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !...

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Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here...

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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn...