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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!

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Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!...

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Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes !...

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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !...

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Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !...

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Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !...

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If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know...

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Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l...

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Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!...