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Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "Whats the matter?!" she asked. "Wheres the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house."
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