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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns,drove through a school zone within the legal speed limitwhen the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture ofhis license plate.The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again;even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a thirdtime, at an even slower speed. Same result."This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-dutyofficer thought.A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail,he discovered three traffic tickets:Each for not wearing a seat belt!

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