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Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the ticket, one Ranger turned to the other and said, "How do you spell Waxahachie?"The other one replied, "I dont know."So the first one said, "Well what are we gong to do? If we spell it wrong it will get dismissed."The second Ranger said, "Why dont we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Waco?"

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