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The sheriff of a small town was also the towns veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked. "Both!" was the reply. "We cant get our dogs mouth open, and theres a burglar in it."

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