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A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make outMountain" to try to catch some couples in the act.When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl next to himwas knitting.He tapped on the window and said he was with the police department then asked how old he was and the guy said, "Im 22 sir." "Well how old is she?" the officer then asked.Looking at his watch the guy replied, "Shell be 18 in about 6minutes."

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