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When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you."Mike said, "Claudia Schiffers breasts."
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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticket was included.Being...
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasnt getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year o...
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The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.A cop pulled up and...
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While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was...
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A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further hes stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good...
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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man lo...
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to tr...
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A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the tr...
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Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.One guy was...
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What did the police officer say to his stomach? Ive got you under a vest....