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I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didnt care. My car was parked around the corner.

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