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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your drivers license?Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle?Driver: Its not my car. I stole it.Officer: The car is stolen?Driver: Thats right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owners card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.Officer: Theres a gun in the glove box?Driver: Yes sir. Thats where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.Officer: Theres a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?Driver: Yes, sir.Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:Captain: Sir, can I see your license?Driver: Sure. Here it is.It was valid.Captain: Whos car is this?Driver: Its mine, officer. Heres the owner card.The driver owned the car.Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if theres a gun in it?Driver: Yes, sir, but theres no gun in it.Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said theres a body in it.Driver: No problem.Trunk is opened; no body.Captain: I dont understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didnt have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.Driver: Yeah, Ill bet the liar told you I was speeding, too

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