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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin?"The driver said, "You buyin?"
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A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you s...
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A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However,...
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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop....
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The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. "Name?" "Brend...
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Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line,...
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Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled th...
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My horoscope read, "Youre going places and you cant be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadnt read it....
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One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the win...
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Polceman: "Im afraid that Im going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "Whats the charge?"Polceman: "Oh, theres n...
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I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycl...