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Police jokes

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman."What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer."Im going to a lecture." the man said."And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked."My wife." said the man.

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