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The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness."Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer."Mister," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole!"

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