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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.
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Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer...
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Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies?Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didnt you?...
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 yea...
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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just wont bel...
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What did the police officer say to his stomach? Ive got you under a vest....
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in h...
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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?None. He fell....
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir,...
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to tr...
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A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didnt you know it...