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The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."Ive been waiting for you all day," the cop said.The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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