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A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guys window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."The man says, "Sorry officer I cant do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that Ill have a really bad asthma attack.""Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I cant do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Ill bleed to death.""Well, then we need a urine sample.""Im sorry officer I cant do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that Ill get really low blood sugar.""Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.""I cant do that, officer.""Why not?""Because Im too drunk to do that!"

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