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A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessies house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldnt find his way home. " Oy Morris ", said grandma, " Youve been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? " Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldnt hear. Morris whispered, " I wasnt lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."
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