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Old age jokes

A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her,"Good, are any of you doctors single and interested ina date with a good, Jewish girl?"

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