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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer....

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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l...

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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and...

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe....

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool....

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When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed....

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Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying....

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Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!...

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Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds....

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Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars....