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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A...

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe....

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Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay....

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Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them....

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I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake...

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"...

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When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet....

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa....

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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l...