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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)
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An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i...
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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive....
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital....
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Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt....
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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate....
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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles....
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Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!...
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first....
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds....
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Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."...