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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)

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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play....

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Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator....

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an...

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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar...

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Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them....

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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music....

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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!...

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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one....

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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles....

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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini....