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A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise....
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes....
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music....
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Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !...
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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords....
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d...
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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks....
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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....
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Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides....
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool....