Category
79
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Music jokes

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

More Music Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad...

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche....

Category
0 stars
Music jokes

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise....