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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....
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Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!...
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An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i...
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !...
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Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides....
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Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....
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Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone....
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a...
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Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them....
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When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he...