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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.
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Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a...
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard....
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Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names....
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Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones....
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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....
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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure....
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline....
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Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!...
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A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be...