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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....

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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords....

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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play....

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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....

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A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske...