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Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.

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A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti...

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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords....