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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps and flats.
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes....
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !...
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Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the...
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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones....
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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks....
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving....
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A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti...
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An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i...
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Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists....
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How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs...