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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.

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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d...

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Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players...