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Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i...
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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to...
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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h...
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Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in....
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Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones....
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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up....
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti...
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Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",...
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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure....
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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl...