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Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !
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Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so....
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When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot....
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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night...
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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside....
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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h...
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise....
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Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate....
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar...
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A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"...
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!...