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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave...
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Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion....
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When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot....
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A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed....
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard....
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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu...
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How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs...
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds....
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Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone...
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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....