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Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !
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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?A: They make good paddles....
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1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N...
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Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt....
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar...
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Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo...
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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....
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Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....
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Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s...
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !...
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A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti...