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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers....
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A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl...
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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe...
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Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo...
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A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be...
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...
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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure....
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving....
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Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a...
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Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a...