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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range....
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music....
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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching....
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Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....
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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager....
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Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche....
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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed....
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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure....
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes....
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One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no...