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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole....
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Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive....
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...
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Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use....
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....
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Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche....
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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini....
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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe...
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Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble....
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds....