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Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!

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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....

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Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !...

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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo...

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When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot....

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Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer....