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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
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Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar...
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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!...
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"Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer...
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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers....
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Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too....
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!...
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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip....
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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)...
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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music....
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Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....