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Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed....

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Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players...

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