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Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.

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Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!...

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Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names....

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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad...

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Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them....

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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like....

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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching....

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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now....

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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained....

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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...