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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
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Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!...
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d...
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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo...
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Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!...
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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th...
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....
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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th...
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Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides....
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Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players...
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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini....