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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.

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Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt....

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How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs...

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One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no...

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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise....

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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager....

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Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer...

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Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in....

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Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ....

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Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)...

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor....