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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.

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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."...

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When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot....

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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th...

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Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo...

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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs....

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Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th...

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor....

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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night...

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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music....

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Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ....