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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.

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Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names....

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Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....

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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou...

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1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N...

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How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs...

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Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer...

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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....

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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise....

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Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i...

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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe...