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Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

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Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them....

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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer....

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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained....

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Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves....

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Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names....

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Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",...